turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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enlarging:

The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.

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awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

sansael:

fishingboatproceeds:

madangelwithabox:

Oh my god my roommate is reading Looking for Alaska and she just said out loud, “Oh my gosh it’s 1 day before I’m so excited to find out what it’s before!” Really enthusiastically. Poor girl.

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is that John Green

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John

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.

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